iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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thoughtsofmeerkat:

i wish i had an accent

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there we go

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How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.
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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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