airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

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theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

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babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

(via ugly)


ultrafacts:

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog

The National Geographic one gets me all the time.

(via nyanperson)


pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via 911official)


fakebreast:

real

fakebreast:

real

(via 911official)


cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


(via narcotic)


antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

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