rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via humorking)


meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(via fake-mermaid)



(via stability)


neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via itsmemacleod)



phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(via asian)


okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

(via asian)


(via asian)


dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

image

I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

image

her name is stephanie

(via stability)