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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

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madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.
here (via niccoolleeyy)

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Work hard in silence … Let success make the noise.
Unknown. (via purplebuddhaproject)

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