cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via trait)


poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

(via circumcising)


epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(via doughnot)


alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via doughnot)


studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

(via doughnot)


getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via cumfort)


iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

(via love-can-still-inspire)


when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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(via tinychatting)


thesnaketoyourdaffodils:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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Can I join your family?

(via doughnot)