chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

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officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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