hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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natjax:

natjax:

In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night

Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

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rubyinterest:

3nergize:

sonata-of-the-soul:

lucidwolves:

EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.

EVERY.

FUCKING.

ONE.

WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT OKAY

Totally cried… wow.

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caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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Q
what's your technique for fingering ?
Anonymous
A

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu


vein:

I put the pro in procrastination

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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